70% Cacao Solid Chocolate Bar

Late one night, the crow was sitting under the moonlight in her favorite tree. In her craw she had the most delicious chocolate bar anyone has ever created. “I like my chocolate dark and pure,” said the crow happily to herself. The fox was also out in the moonlight that night for a quick jaunt about the woods when she came upon the crow. “My dear crow”, she cooed, “wouldn't you be so kind as to share your delicious chocolate bar with me?” The crow was not so inclined. “Fox! You fooled me once with the cheese but not this time!”